after 10 years of not opening my myspace account, there i found a rather unusual and weird message.

*the following message wasn't edited in any way.*

Hi Jon~

I too reflect every night, which tells me that you have a huge heart and wondeful conscience. Something tells me I would regret not offering to know you even though you live far away- because you may be just what I want and need in a womans friendship- if we can communicate effectively. I don't give a care about meeting counterfeit personalities found with women in the clubs...I would much rather do other fun things within the city or just chill at home with good company-- like you. ; )

Sometimes I wish that women could be a man and see what effort and strategies it takes to simply tell a woman that "I like your look and would enjoy spending time with you-- not jumping your bones, not get married, not take photos, not move in-- but just simply spend time with you"!

Besides, why do young attractive women like you think that they have to party all the time and then wait until theyve lost most of their beauty before they want a serious relationship/kids/marriage? We guys want to appreciate having you in your prime so that we can treat you like a princess and then still love, laugh and appreciate you the same when you are old and grey.

I imagine that we could be so close as friends; yet I am not in a hurry to commit to anyone as I still am left with hurt from last relationship. Plus you women are not as innocent either as you were in long past years. If ever you had hoped that silly yet sincere, healthy guy friend would come your way- it's today-- I'm right here. We may be incredibly dissimilar in some classifications, yet seek the same. I cannot get into you if you are either stuck-up, play games or play hard to get. Those are not classy traits and are consequently a turn-off.

Well, I have given my efforts, so if you think our qualities border on the same level, horizon or planet--- and if you are as good with dialogue as you are charming and attractive, then write me an email or merely send me a contact number.

Respectfully, Juan

EEEW!! AS IFFFFF!!

FREAKY.